Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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