I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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