Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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