That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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