It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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