What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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