It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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