with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just want nice things and good sex
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize
