Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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