i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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