Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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