Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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