why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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