the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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