life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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