the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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