People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I think your dad took our porno
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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