I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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