Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
