Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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