called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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