So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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