At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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