Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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