He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Two words: blizzard sex
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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