Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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