I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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