just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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