Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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