I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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