i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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