I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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