windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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