oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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