i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
God I need to hump something, right now.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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