i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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