Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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