Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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