We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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