Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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