we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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