Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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