Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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