No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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