yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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