There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Randomize
