hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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