you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
