If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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