i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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