God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
false alarm, still single
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