question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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